so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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