he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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