We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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