he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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