And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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