The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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