His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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