Your tits are I can't wait for
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
