would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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