how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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