I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Never joke about your clitoris.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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