pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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