Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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