He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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