He felt like a one man threesome
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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