Midget sex pt 2 tonight
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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