so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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