We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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