Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Someone came in the potted fern
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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