I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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