I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
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