i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
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