Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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