The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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