We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
There r osticjed everywhere
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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