Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
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Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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