I'm drive I can fine osifer
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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