My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
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