I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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