Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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