but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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