This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
