i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Congratulations! We have a period
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