Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Still dying that you shit outside
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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