Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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