omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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