yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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