if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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