I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I am naked and annoyed.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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