have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
