that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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