Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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