WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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