ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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