you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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