sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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