Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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