sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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