I have demons in me.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
This is classic penis vs brain.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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