so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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